Eamo from Dublin sends a great phrase:
Some great new sayings - firstly, Laura in Amsterdam says her Dub boyfriend says these!
New contributor Carolyn Carr (Dub) kindly sends this:
Rob from Ireland very kindly sends this:
Here's a great bit of Scottish banter thanks to Jenni Wilson - can you work it out before reading the translation?!
1. Do you want yer heed in yer hauns tae play wi? 2.Aww.....gads!! 3.Gonna no..... dae that 4.cos yer nipping ma heed. 5.Get tae... = If someone is picking their nose in public the response may be 2. If that isn't enough to stop them then person may try a pleading 3. The nose picker says "How no?" The person would say an annoyed 4. The nose picker gets annoyed at the other person getting annoyed and may say a sharp 5. The person would now be squaring up to the nose picker and may enquire using Q1. The resulting fight would be pepper dashed with expletives and insults about sisters, mothers and cousins but the initial reason for the fight would be lost in the furore!
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